Just fell off a train. Bad.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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