Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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