in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my shit smells like andre
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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