does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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