there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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