CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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