i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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