you're like a bully in the Christmas story
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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