That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
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