there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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