Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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