Sry I called you an 8
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He? As in you personified your dick?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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