haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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