Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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