I wanna bring you to show and tell
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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