How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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