i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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