I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
she looked like the before picture.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
