what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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