eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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