Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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