I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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