no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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