if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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