Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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