The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
And then my night got REAL pukey
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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