clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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