I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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