Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Drunk is a universal language darling
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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