wrigley field is MILF paradise
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
It was like getting head from an anaconda
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
