What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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