Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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