You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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