giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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