Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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