I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
