Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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