I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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