Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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