We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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