Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
