he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He's a Shit stain on my heart
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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