I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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