Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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