very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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