I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I just had sex on a roof
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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