And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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