What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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