I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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