p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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